One young lass went to the confessional and said " Father I sinned last night." "We are all humans given to temptations and we should avoid them. Incidentally how many times u sinned?" The Father said. "Five." "Go to the altar, take five chips from the bowl and leave 50 dollars in the kitty promising urself not to do it again. Afew minutes later another sprightly lass went through the same drill but said that she sinned 7 times. "Go to the altar, take 7 chips from the bowl, leave $70 in the kitty promising urself not to do it again." The lassy rummaged her handbag and said"I have only a $100 note Father" she almost wailed. "Do not worry. Leave the $100 bill and the church owes you 3 sins." said the Father. by Anon